Predation Study #2 – 1st person

by abubhaji

Ah!
From yonder thy fancy feast approaches,
toward its inconceivable fate,
manufactured by my wit alone; I salivate,
and (mu-ha-ha-ha)
wait.
Balanced
precariously, a boulder,
anvil dangles above thy bait,
Rocket propulsion thing-a-ma-bobs (check),
Signage planted along roadside (check),
ACME roller skate (check),
I adjust thy goggles, lick thy chops,
steady thy cape,
and (mu-ha-ha-ha)
wait.
Ladies and gentleman, weak at heart,
You may want to avert your eyes,
lest you witness what the wild would call
a most natural demise,
and, (A-hem)
I shall add,
Nature’s most preposterous offence;
matching bird-brain and beep! beep!
against the cunning art of thee, Wile E. Coyote,
Super
Genius!